David Letterman Eat Your Heart Out
A couple of days ago on Facebook I made the comment that I can’t balance my laptop on my lap… that whole half a lap thing.
A couple of my friends commented on the pluses of having one leg, which I know there are many. So, I put together a little top ten list (thanks to Kristie)…
In no particular order…
Top Ten Reasons It’s Awesome To Have One Leg
1. Half price pedicures
2. Shaving your leg in half the time that it take others
3. Best parking spot ALL THE TIME
4. I haven’t paired my socks in 20 years
5. Twice the wear out of pantyhose and socks
6. Half off of having your legs waxed
7. I get to match not only my shoes, but my crutches to my outfits
8. People always give up their seats for me in crowded rooms/ bus
9. I never get asked to help someone move
10. I always sound really skinny when I say what I weigh
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